Me: You stopped loving me.
Wife: No, I stopped liking you
Yep, she said these things.
Me: You stopped loving me.
Wife: No, I stopped liking you
Me: I think you are getting old and forgetful
Wife: I think I forget that I love you.
You need braces… for your EARS!
Wife: Your feelings sound like tabla and sitar.
(Disney sells these Mickey vinylmation figures in boxes but you never know which Mickey you’re going to get until you open it)
Wife: your brother is so sweet. Why did I get the mean one? It’s like I opened the wrong Mickey box.
Me: you have rejected me for the last time
Wife: not for the last time.
Me: why don’t you ever tell me you’re happy?
Wife: because you keep talking
Wife: Your name is Rich but sometimes you are just a dick.
Me: Just talk to me and (our daughter)
Wife: You are SO needy!
Wife: I find you handsome
Me: Everyone does
Wife: Not everyone